youcanlevitateme:

Patriarchy = 

  • menstrual blood is gross, ew- keep it 13918321 miles away from me YUCK
  • Cum? You swallow that shit. I’ll rub that shit all over your face and tits. 
Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
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mabelmoments:

You have to love Gavin, the photobombing parrot fish.

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I’m really afraid to have any opinions on this website.

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You’re in a computer lab, not a practice room.

Stop fucking singing.

gnometeeth:

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

blakeisatwat:

the bags under my eyes are prada

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